Is there no one out there that shares my love of plates? I know you're there! And I'm not below forcing you into commenting! Please, I'll give you a cookie. My ego can't take much more of this.
Here's part 2 of "Songs for Deserving Things". This time it's Google that gets the honor of having me haphazardly write and sing a song for him/her (I'm not sure which Google prefers), isn't he/she lucky? Maybe. You decide. And comment, damnit!